Wow... I will not do it for the(se) ladies: LOVE or MONEY?

whats your opinion?
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Word Of The Week... (Response to C'mon Son?) This week's a two-fer

In our infancy, although we are not able to ask coherently- we stay oblivious to many things,

yet maintain the right to 'ask' of the WORLD what's good for us and what is not (through trial&error). As a youth, if someone were to ask you directions- you would answer, truthfully, if you knew. In adult years- you are almost expected know a exponential amount of things (often at a moment's notice)... if you don't know- you can learn, ask another or make up some sh*t to get out of the current jam.

But have you ever given someone an answer that:

they weren't able to understand, comprehend, believe ore readily accept?

Have you ever @anyoftheseages replied: "DEAD ASS/AZZ" (noun) !

And the response goes 1 of 2 ways: "DEAD ASS/AZZ?!" or "What?! You cant be serious?! (nah uhs incl.). To these people I say: IM DEADY MURPHY my dude....

DEADY MURPHY (excl!) a turn of phrase that means the sender is extremely serious about

what they are saying and not laughing... (this aint no eddie murphy!) The receiver should get the message.

but if they dont...if they offer up a c'mon son... you should be saying...

DEADY KREUGER (excl!) this phrase is used when conventional conveyances of sincerity are not enough. You are soooooo serious that even if they dont get it know, when they go to sleep it'll hit 'em and it will already be tooo late.

[for a good example of the face you should have, see below.]

I think she's SMASHING the homie...

Word Of The Week...

Hoovering (vt): the act of hover-ing around, esp. in anticipation of mooching off of others. Whilst hover-ing the person proceeds to take well beyond their presumed share of provision, taking a large amount (like a vacuum)... thus hoovering.

e.g.: "Son never puts in for *&%$ but he's always hoovering, when we cop something..."

LA legislature taking out time for Ms. Berry!

bambaddabumbumbumbumbumbumbum... wow NOLA... yall really support yall own! lol.

STINKO DE MAYO! (Before WE ALL get "Hammered Drunk")

So I was @ a friends party... in Crown Heights. Very nice affair, started off slow but soon became packed. The only stipulation was: BYOBottle or BYOwhatev to contribute. I of course, chose the always classy Jug O' Wine. This party had quickly become a grand event and there were of course tons of liquor bottles and spirits to go around.

After taking a break from riding cheeks, I was approached by a young woman by the vino...

YW: [TAP TAP!]

Me: (looks puzzled)

YW: What's yuuuuuuuuur problem? (wipes mouth)

YW: are you gay? its ok if youre gay...

Me: Nope. Not that. Huh? Why would you say...

YW: I tapped you on the shoulder, to dance with me. And you looked at me and then looked away...

Me: Oh really, I was aware I had been tapped. My bad?

YW: If you're gay- thats ok.

Me: Nope. Still not.

YW: [insert STINK FACE >:-o]

Me: Well, want to dance on the next song?

YW: I don't know, now you're going to have to wait... I may (trails off*) 

Me: Ok...

YW: You may have missed your *hiccup* chance... [FINGER IN MY CHEST]

* this entire convo took 1min30secs (any disparities in time can be attributed to the fact she was wobbling...)

My question is:

Why would it be that I'm gay because I don't want to dance with you? 

In fact, the truth was I had felt a tap, but I thought it was someone trying to get through the packed party. I didn't know I would be antagonized for courtesy.... 

Poor (insert whatever her name is) 

:(

Later that night, as the party was ending, I went to get my coat. And guess who I saw...

Yup! That's right: good ol' (whatever her name is/was) 

 

(click original post for soundtrack to this photo and transcript: lol)

Wipe Me Down - Lil Boosie

Pure Sex!

XLARGE x TAKASHI MURAKAMI x CITIZEN!
NO WORDS!!!!
BUT WHEREEVER THIS IS... FIND IT!
(courtesy of HypeBeast!)

This Kid is Doin It

and doing it well like a middle aged LL... pause no homo

Wale (D.C. Bred Rapper) has asserted his genre of shoelace rap (coin coined...tm) and brought his region to national spotlight with his new mixtape: A Mixtape About Nothing (inspired by Seinfeld pre-kramer of course!)
He is one of few new emcees that has been able to make a lane for himself, utilizing his best asset:
TRUTH of SELF... he's a genuine dude... shoes, hate, girls and more shoes... isnt that what we all go through?

No need to answer, you can check out his new mixtape c/o: 10 DEEP @
http://10deep.com/WALEMIXTAPE/

check it out or many of the other features he has: Nike Boots (also a Nike Commercial...sry D.C. I didnt believe it was poppin at phirst!) and Rising Up from the Roots feat. (dude) and Chrisette Michelle...you're all welcome

BTW he shouted UMES... hold that... but yall gotta stop scrappin' or we gonna be losin em

TRACK 5, 5:14!

WoW

in the good ol' days!

there's always a critic!