Word Of The Week... (Response to C'mon Son?) This week's a two-fer

In our infancy, although we are not able to ask coherently- we stay oblivious to many things,

yet maintain the right to 'ask' of the WORLD what's good for us and what is not (through trial&error). As a youth, if someone were to ask you directions- you would answer, truthfully, if you knew. In adult years- you are almost expected know a exponential amount of things (often at a moment's notice)... if you don't know- you can learn, ask another or make up some sh*t to get out of the current jam.

But have you ever given someone an answer that:

they weren't able to understand, comprehend, believe ore readily accept?

Have you ever @anyoftheseages replied: "DEAD ASS/AZZ" (noun) !

And the response goes 1 of 2 ways: "DEAD ASS/AZZ?!" or "What?! You cant be serious?! (nah uhs incl.). To these people I say: IM DEADY MURPHY my dude....

DEADY MURPHY (excl!) a turn of phrase that means the sender is extremely serious about

what they are saying and not laughing... (this aint no eddie murphy!) The receiver should get the message.

but if they dont...if they offer up a c'mon son... you should be saying...

DEADY KREUGER (excl!) this phrase is used when conventional conveyances of sincerity are not enough. You are soooooo serious that even if they dont get it know, when they go to sleep it'll hit 'em and it will already be tooo late.

[for a good example of the face you should have, see below.]