While I was sleeping....aka Is Rihanna Original? (Pt 2.)

Eureka! (?) It was the Jean Paul- Gaultier design from Fifth Element c. 1997! In fact JP-G designed 954 costumes for the movie including Chris Tuckers 'Ruby Rhod' ensembles- which were redic. I guess nothing is truly new... some sh*t is just cyclical. The only issue I have is that 'R' is getting flack for how edgy the dress was... when in the movie it was not even an issue (and she had on less).... ah well. I guess its because 'Rih' is a role model as of 11/6/09, go fig.

While I was sleeping....aka Is Rihanna Original? (Pt 1.)

I love this woman, or at least I think I do. I know there's @ least 2 lightskin dudes who do now... (too soon?).

But I digress, my mind was blown when I saw this weekends(?) images from the AMA. A lot of this artists image is touted as 'edgy', 'groundbreaking' and 'sexy'. Of course we all applaud when people have talent, but what is to be said about originality?

I was impressed by her ability to push the envelope yet again... but I recalled seeing this design before (a long time ago...)...but I couldn't figure out where... If we use our noodles we can see all around us: Kanye's references to japanese anime Akira tm in his "Stronger" video and Lloyd's whisper/singing is eerily similar to Sgt. Hooks (Police Academy) before she gets angry. But to what extent is anything new?

Lightning Strikes Twice? Joe Budden You've Done It Again...

Paranormal Activity...my complete and unbiased review!!!!

damn shame. (thomas jefferson would be rolling over in his grave).

(people mad about obama speaking to the kids, but gave this (uhhhhhh! ) a hood pass?)


(please dont tell me you actually looked for this show on tv.... cuz you probably did :( )

STINKO DE MAYO! (Before WE ALL get "Hammered Drunk")

So I was @ a friends party... in Crown Heights. Very nice affair, started off slow but soon became packed. The only stipulation was: BYOBottle or BYOwhatev to contribute. I of course, chose the always classy Jug O' Wine. This party had quickly become a grand event and there were of course tons of liquor bottles and spirits to go around.

After taking a break from riding cheeks, I was approached by a young woman by the vino...

YW: [TAP TAP!]

Me: (looks puzzled)

YW: What's yuuuuuuuuur problem? (wipes mouth)

YW: are you gay? its ok if youre gay...

Me: Nope. Not that. Huh? Why would you say...

YW: I tapped you on the shoulder, to dance with me. And you looked at me and then looked away...

Me: Oh really, I was aware I had been tapped. My bad?

YW: If you're gay- thats ok.

Me: Nope. Still not.

YW: [insert STINK FACE >:-o]

Me: Well, want to dance on the next song?

YW: I don't know, now you're going to have to wait... I may (trails off*) 

Me: Ok...

YW: You may have missed your *hiccup* chance... [FINGER IN MY CHEST]

* this entire convo took 1min30secs (any disparities in time can be attributed to the fact she was wobbling...)

My question is:

Why would it be that I'm gay because I don't want to dance with you? 

In fact, the truth was I had felt a tap, but I thought it was someone trying to get through the packed party. I didn't know I would be antagonized for courtesy.... 

Poor (insert whatever her name is) 

:(

Later that night, as the party was ending, I went to get my coat. And guess who I saw...

Yup! That's right: good ol' (whatever her name is/was) 

 

(click original post for soundtrack to this photo and transcript: lol)

Wipe Me Down - Lil Boosie

This Really Stinks... (F) Train gets an F (minus)

I was riding the train late-night (2:something) and it was like:

Circus Tent x Port O' John x Horse Drawn Carriage x A Migrant Worker x the Notorious B.I.G. taking a shit on your chest (R.I.P., its on the skit sickoz) and yet all those smells would be the grandson of the sh*t I smelled...

It was in fact stankier than all these:

B.O. from Dick Tracy

these alleged "G-spot" guys

Al Bundy's Foot Nightmare and...

The Swamp Thing's Nuts... (True Story, es Verdad my Gz)

Damn Homie, in'00 and '04 you was the man Homie, (then) F**K happened to you!

So I borrowed this (video) but it is important to see how we validate policies  and practices. In an increasingly globalized world, we should have some expectation that no one person or entity is absolved from moral culpability as it pertains to he basic respect for human life.

Republic News Machine still getting away with recklessness... (OD video)

(Video: Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Drops the F-Bomb During an Interview)

check this link from the American Civil Liberties Union: from a 2003 Request for Release of Tortrue Documents

So lets speak a lil on how SOUR some ppl are in the U.S.... If you voted man the f**k up and just let elected officials do the damn thing!

Taxes are on those who make a large amount of guap... 

if you dont, you should be easy and not blame someone who is

trying to fix a problem caused by a previous "president". 

There is a lot to be said about how fickle people's patriotism really is...

I HATE SLEEP! I HATE SLEEP! I HATE SLEEP! I HATE SLEEP!

So if you know anything about me... I'll keep this brief. But for the sake of others who don't, I'll explain:

I HATE SLEEP!
I understand my physical body needs it and that people usually need it. But how much is necessary? Leonardo DaVinci said he only need 2 or 3 hours and you all know his story... I simply can't choose to go to sleep when my brain has a million ideas in it (I guess I'll blame it on _________). I have ideas and concepts that are so vivid that I either have to draw or write them out. Anyone close to me will tell you, I'm up looking at art, blogs, drawing, listening to/finding new music, thinking of concepts or sending emails.

Perhaps it began when I was on my Journey to Alpha.. I would never like to sleep. Always reading info, thinking of things I'd rather be doing, (edit) or (edit)... my LBs were typically sleep. I remember staying up while a house full of Bruhs were asleep: watching episodes of The Office, laughing hysterically. Then, staying up gave me time to regain my humanity through particularly trying times, seeing as how so much of it was occupied with "community service".

I swear to you that I really don't like it. If there was a pill or something I could eat and not sleep I would take it... (wait a sec there are, they are rather illegal though... scratch that). The only time I enjoy sleep is when its with another person, no sleeze... but honestly I think some people exploit it and in looking forward to it, limit the things they could accomplish. I believe everyone has heard of the phrase 'While you sleep someone else is up...".

You gotta ask yourself if you are sleeping because you have to or because you want to...

(file photo of me "falling asleep" ca. 2005)

(totally unrelated video... relevance 12%)

my G:

Sitting On About Half A Million

The Notorious B.I.G. in a rarely seen and remembered commercial for whom else...the notorious crooked letter... St. Ides

Baby, Baby...!

NAH...SON!

funny as hell...