So I was @ a friends party... in Crown Heights. Very nice affair, started off slow but soon became packed. The only stipulation was: BYOBottle or BYOwhatev to contribute. I of course, chose the always classy Jug O' Wine. This party had quickly become a grand event and there were of course tons of liquor bottles and spirits to go around.
After taking a break from riding cheeks, I was approached by a young woman by the vino...
YW: [TAP TAP!]
Me: (looks puzzled)
YW: What's yuuuuuuuuur problem? (wipes mouth)
YW: are you gay? its ok if youre gay...
Me: Nope. Not that. Huh? Why would you say...
YW: I tapped you on the shoulder, to dance with me. And you looked at me and then looked away...
Me: Oh really, I was aware I had been tapped. My bad?
YW: If you're gay- thats ok.
Me: Nope. Still not.
YW: [insert STINK FACE >:-o]
Me: Well, want to dance on the next song?
YW: I don't know, now you're going to have to wait... I may (trails off*)
Me: Ok...
YW: You may have missed your *hiccup* chance... [FINGER IN MY CHEST]
* this entire convo took 1min30secs (any disparities in time can be attributed to the fact she was wobbling...)
My question is:
Why would it be that I'm gay because I don't want to dance with you?
In fact, the truth was I had felt a tap, but I thought it was someone trying to get through the packed party. I didn't know I would be antagonized for courtesy....
Poor (insert whatever her name is)
:(
Later that night, as the party was ending, I went to get my coat. And guess who I saw...
Yup! That's right: good ol' (whatever her name is/was)
(click original post for soundtrack to this photo and transcript: lol)
Wipe Me Down - Lil Boosie
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2 comments:
LMAO...i remember that girl...smh
haha. i remember this story. i didn't know you had a photo to go with it though!
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