Sad But Highlarious...

While I was sleeping....aka Is Rihanna Original? (Pt 2.)

Eureka! (?) It was the Jean Paul- Gaultier design from Fifth Element c. 1997! In fact JP-G designed 954 costumes for the movie including Chris Tuckers 'Ruby Rhod' ensembles- which were redic. I guess nothing is truly new... some sh*t is just cyclical. The only issue I have is that 'R' is getting flack for how edgy the dress was... when in the movie it was not even an issue (and she had on less).... ah well. I guess its because 'Rih' is a role model as of 11/6/09, go fig.

While I was sleeping....aka Is Rihanna Original? (Pt 1.)

I love this woman, or at least I think I do. I know there's @ least 2 lightskin dudes who do now... (too soon?).

But I digress, my mind was blown when I saw this weekends(?) images from the AMA. A lot of this artists image is touted as 'edgy', 'groundbreaking' and 'sexy'. Of course we all applaud when people have talent, but what is to be said about originality?

I was impressed by her ability to push the envelope yet again... but I recalled seeing this design before (a long time ago...)...but I couldn't figure out where... If we use our noodles we can see all around us: Kanye's references to japanese anime Akira tm in his "Stronger" video and Lloyd's whisper/singing is eerily similar to Sgt. Hooks (Police Academy) before she gets angry. But to what extent is anything new?

that was cold.... COLD BLOODED! Pt. 2 ! (feat. Kobe as Gucci Mane... BURR! )

So true...

"I try to gi' you fi' dollers..." lol

I think she's SMASHING the homie...

Lightning Strikes Twice? Joe Budden You've Done It Again...

Word Of The Week... (For all you Gucci Fans)

Juice Lee-n. Any intoxicant that is highly potent and unforgiving. This is usually achieved through a mixture or orgy of liquors, if you will. This alc' will definitely prove to be strong.

Ex: "Yo this punch, taste like some Juice Lee sh*t. Im finished!"
Juice Lee- v. To be inspired so much by spirits that you proceed to fight everyone in the: 1) Club/Lounge 2) Dorm 3) Baby Christening 4) Synagogue 5) OBGYN. This typically occurs after someone has ingested high amounts of that Juice Lee (n.). Not to be confused with fighting in the club, in general, when Juice Lee'ing you actually have to win a vast majority of your battles.

Ex: "If this dude step on my shoes one more time, imma Juice Lee this m******f******!"

you would appear to look like this:

to reiterate, you would be "headkickingly strong!"

Glad To See You Free 'Po!

that was cold.... COLD BLOODED! (feat. Kobe as Gucci Mane... BURR! lol!)

my son phil got oxed... (watch closely)

Paranormal Activity...my complete and unbiased review!!!!

Lost but not forgotten...well really just getting light

So this was found recently in the worldPHOUR vaults enjoy...

this is what happens when you have been traveling for umpteen hours from NC to NY...

nuff said.

No diggedy, No doubt.

BEST IN DA GAME! (from Run, Ronnie, Run!)

Three Times One Minus One - The Greatest Love In History
by dundy09

Run Ronnie Run

you need to see this movie...

damn shame. (thomas jefferson would be rolling over in his grave).

(people mad about obama speaking to the kids, but gave this (uhhhhhh! ) a hood pass?)


(please dont tell me you actually looked for this show on tv.... cuz you probably did :( )

I had dreams of making it big too, guys...

Tell Me - Dru Hill

Greatness...!!!!

This movie was amazing on so many levels... and you know tha...

Word Of The Week...

Hoovering (vt): the act of hover-ing around, esp. in anticipation of mooching off of others. Whilst hover-ing the person proceeds to take well beyond their presumed share of provision, taking a large amount (like a vacuum)... thus hoovering.

e.g.: "Son never puts in for *&%$ but he's always hoovering, when we cop something..."

long time, no time for long stories...

thinking of a master plan...

Word Of The Week...

Duff or Dufft:
1. duff (n): the physical manifestation of fist to dome level anger
2. to duff (v): the act of sending said fist to one's dome
3. to have been... dufft (vt): to have gotten served

so its official

the last 2 weeks have been great, im glad to be a godfather of a soon to be release mixtape named Victoria... (cant put the whole government out like that). Im so filled with excitement and anticipation of new things in my own life... still twerking these overnights and my wifi is trash now/so it takes a while for me to crank that blogijukut, but im back in the swing of things.

LA legislature taking out time for Ms. Berry!

bambaddabumbumbumbumbumbumbum... wow NOLA... yall really support yall own! lol.

Word Of the Week...

Friendjamin Button: (n) a older person who participates in youtful activities, because it makes them feel younger. [see cougar]

35 and getting light? FB'in it

45 wit jordans.... already

If you have to question who is "Soldier Man"? then, u have no biz being where u are.

Word Of the Week...

This weeks word is: Yamz

Yamz (v): to eat (as one would any food item), esp. thoroughly or skillfully. [see jukut]

Yamzing(vt): the act of yamz

Put simply, to yamz is to enjoy 'eating in', particularly if a female has a plate on her lap... I will let you draw your own conclusions.

Word of the Week...

This week's word is: Jukut

Jukut has a very storied past... some say it originated in the swamps of the antebellum south... others brooklyn ny. Its spelling varies from:

jukut (latin)

jookoot

juqout(french and creole dialect)

Jukut [pronounced jew*coot] (n)-a person or thing of undesirable reputation. Particularly one of questionable sexual past. (see floosy, gigolo or tramp)

Jukutist: (adj) something that is inherently sleezy.

There are many incarnations including:

jukut: an african american jukut

wukut: a caucasian jukut

hukut: a indian jukut

smami: a latino(a) jukut

sodukut: an intellegent jukut, esp. those that enjoy puzzles and crosswords

spookut: a jukut who is always frightened

twokut: (2) jukuts

newkut: a new jukut....

and many, many more... with JUKUT... the world is your oyster!!!!

SHEESH!!!!

oh my damn~~~!!!!

via: kanyeuniversecity.com/blog via: smokingsection

The Votes Are In...!

Thanks everyone for your help in the first official poll...
next time lets get a lil more...lol
But you selected: PURPLE FRAMES... I guess I gotta find some... :)

Gimme a G.D. Break...AVOID WAC LABEL(s)!!!!

This is not a rant. Its merely an observation...
Im on the J train and I see a guy rocking a red shirt, adorned with crosses, skulls, fire...
Gimme a g.d. break, son!

I cannot stand this rocker shirt b.s....
It always looks the same... shirts looking horrible, barely sewn and wait did someone spill whiteout on it?
Nah, thats the just the way it is... inkblot swaggert my g!
You might as well attach a copy of that Shop Boyz "hit" to the shirt (and that was in '04!/it just popped in 07.)
Would u too like to sell fewer than 200K? :( :( :( :(

Thats essentially the league you are telling people you are in... (your parents would be proud, give them a break as well)

THIS IS LIKE THE UPDATE ON THE HORRIBLE VON DUTCH/SAILOR JERRY B.S....will u give me a break now?
no, ok. I'll continue.

Heres a thought:
How many times can u fade or distress a shirt?
if you do:
hole here/hole there, and dont forget the skull and crossbones...
thats still corny!
It ISNT club wear... it looks like leftover costumery from the BLADE series.
If you are claiming to ball, give up the vampire shirts man, you're not Emo nor Nosferatu my G!




[break given]

Word Of the Week...

This week's word is: TWERK

this word has a variety of meanings...
n: work, a goal or objective ( Can't hoop, I got some twerk to do)
v:to do, make or grind out ... (I'm about to twerk this term paper)
v:to best someone in a contest or action (Come check this instant replay-I twerked 'em!)
v:to participate heartily in, to engage in sex or sex-like activities (tonight @ this party I'm twerking something)




















[see photo: this guy is getting TWERKED by this chick!]

(you can be a twerk artist: someone who is a expert @ getting things done, twerkhead: someone who always thinks about their next move or fall victim to twerkumstances: events beyond your control)

man... this is a great movie...THE BEST EVER ACTUALLY...!!!!

Damn She's Fine...

its gonna be a great day...

Do you remember this...? I wish I had this in the Crib!

The Gate (1987) channel 11's scariest movie...

Wil' Cougars (Present and Future!)

Gettin' It'?

and then i bought a WWD Men's Collection...

8PM MON 18TH:

So there I was riding back to BK on the J. I had just come from a meeting with a [clothing line]. It was interesting To say the least: a variety of 'professionals' with an array of diverse experiences and career experiences...

The owners very dope down to earth

But it seemed as if we all had questions and were wondering where we might be

if we could help each other in some capacity.

It was the first time (in the recession) that I felt both wanted but of no use to someone else.

(or am i? i may be called back out of the group...)

I then i bought a WWD Men's Collection...

Ran to the train because it had been a 2 hr meeting... it was now 10:20 PM.

I sat parellel to a man who resembled a cuban kirk douglas:

Blue Checkered Shirt

Red Cardigan

Olive or Tan Corduroy Pants

and White High Sneaks

(madd design inspiration)

i would add this tie, cuz he didnt have one on.

*everything's a blessing...

i still believe in them.

Good Morning from Killa Cam... this guy is a Genius

grammy worthy? nah. classic killa? hell yes.

Cookies & Applejuice - CamRon

I am so wiiiiiired up today: great 5th.

TEE.HEE

STINKO DE MAYO! (Before WE ALL get "Hammered Drunk")

So I was @ a friends party... in Crown Heights. Very nice affair, started off slow but soon became packed. The only stipulation was: BYOBottle or BYOwhatev to contribute. I of course, chose the always classy Jug O' Wine. This party had quickly become a grand event and there were of course tons of liquor bottles and spirits to go around.

After taking a break from riding cheeks, I was approached by a young woman by the vino...

YW: [TAP TAP!]

Me: (looks puzzled)

YW: What's yuuuuuuuuur problem? (wipes mouth)

YW: are you gay? its ok if youre gay...

Me: Nope. Not that. Huh? Why would you say...

YW: I tapped you on the shoulder, to dance with me. And you looked at me and then looked away...

Me: Oh really, I was aware I had been tapped. My bad?

YW: If you're gay- thats ok.

Me: Nope. Still not.

YW: [insert STINK FACE >:-o]

Me: Well, want to dance on the next song?

YW: I don't know, now you're going to have to wait... I may (trails off*) 

Me: Ok...

YW: You may have missed your *hiccup* chance... [FINGER IN MY CHEST]

* this entire convo took 1min30secs (any disparities in time can be attributed to the fact she was wobbling...)

My question is:

Why would it be that I'm gay because I don't want to dance with you? 

In fact, the truth was I had felt a tap, but I thought it was someone trying to get through the packed party. I didn't know I would be antagonized for courtesy.... 

Poor (insert whatever her name is) 

:(

Later that night, as the party was ending, I went to get my coat. And guess who I saw...

Yup! That's right: good ol' (whatever her name is/was) 

 

(click original post for soundtrack to this photo and transcript: lol)

Wipe Me Down - Lil Boosie

Great Job! Christian Rich-Famous Girl

Christian Rich - Famous Girl from CHRISTIAN RICH on Vimeo.

Big Shouts To: The Creepo 'Kiera for this one...

Always a Bridesmaid, Never the Bride... (well u kno what I mean)

Waiting for Yeezys from kwest on Vimeo.

so i guess i will preface with: I wasnt on my shit.... I clearly wasnt the release caught me by surprise... but the good thing is... well I dont know what that might be.

But the design is dope. If you got a pair I salute you. And more than anything: DO NOT BE THAT THIRSTY THAT YOU COP ON EBAY! BREAK THE CYCLE!

just a thought

opportunity and chance are odd bedfellows: big ears or a big heart will help you connect the two.

(i hope this makes sense to a great number of ppl, take from it what u will)

SAW IT! DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

good job: good job

I CANT OPERATE WITHOUT:

Vanilla Frap' Fo Life!!!!

This Really Stinks... (F) Train gets an F (minus)

I was riding the train late-night (2:something) and it was like:

Circus Tent x Port O' John x Horse Drawn Carriage x A Migrant Worker x the Notorious B.I.G. taking a shit on your chest (R.I.P., its on the skit sickoz) and yet all those smells would be the grandson of the sh*t I smelled...

It was in fact stankier than all these:

B.O. from Dick Tracy

these alleged "G-spot" guys

Al Bundy's Foot Nightmare and...

The Swamp Thing's Nuts... (True Story, es Verdad my Gz)

Thank you Uncle Kobe!

Nothing like the LAKESHOW!!!!

Damn Homie, in'00 and '04 you was the man Homie, (then) F**K happened to you!

So I borrowed this (video) but it is important to see how we validate policies  and practices. In an increasingly globalized world, we should have some expectation that no one person or entity is absolved from moral culpability as it pertains to he basic respect for human life.

Republic News Machine still getting away with recklessness... (OD video)

(Video: Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Drops the F-Bomb During an Interview)

check this link from the American Civil Liberties Union: from a 2003 Request for Release of Tortrue Documents

best spoof ever... from a very unlikely place... thanks uncle Freekey!

check for these key phrases:

"show the goons"

"boot in the head/ass records"

"we about to blow up (literally)"

So lets speak a lil on how SOUR some ppl are in the U.S.... If you voted man the f**k up and just let elected officials do the damn thing!

Taxes are on those who make a large amount of guap... 

if you dont, you should be easy and not blame someone who is

trying to fix a problem caused by a previous "president". 

There is a lot to be said about how fickle people's patriotism really is...