I was riding the train late-night (2:something) and it was like:
Circus Tent x Port O' John x Horse Drawn Carriage x A Migrant Worker x the Notorious B.I.G. taking a shit on your chest (R.I.P., its on the skit sickoz) and yet all those smells would be the grandson of the sh*t I smelled...
It was in fact stankier than all these:
B.O. from Dick Tracy
these alleged "G-spot" guys
Al Bundy's Foot Nightmare and...
The Swamp Thing's Nuts... (True Story, es Verdad my Gz)